"zadtheinhaler" (zaddikim)
10/12/2013 at 10:41 • Filed to: None
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"zadtheinhaler" (zaddikim)
10/12/2013 at 10:41 • Filed to: None | 2
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I'm not going to buy !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , the reasons for which are obvious if you know I don't have a shop to fix it in. But the writing skills are top notch. For those of you who'd rather not clicky the linky:
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Wanted: One hero to continue the legacy of the Bone Ranger.
Seize your destiny, buy this truck, and never look back… figuratively that is. Literally, you will need to keep your head swivelled back since the transmission only shifts into reverse. Lucky for you, this truck looks as good from behind and it does in the front – just like you. I checked SGI’s website and couldn’t find anything explicitly saying you can’t drive backwards on the street so I think it’s no problem to back this out of the alley and keep on rolling backwards to your destiny.
The world may not be ready for how jaw-droppingly hot this truck is, but you, you were born to drive this beauty. When’s the last time you saw a truck from 1997 with virtually no rust? New windshield? And “newish” brakes? Yeah, that’s right. I think I’ve got your attention now.
There’s a box liner that’s smooth and supple on the skin… a feature that will surely come in handy since this truck will make you so irresistibly appealing to the opposite sex that you can think of this as a spare bed always ready for action (i.e. booty overflow). Since you’ll be driving backwards anyway, you can keep the tailgate open and “scoop up” anything that fate has in store.
You know you want to be the hero… take the glory… and really start to LIVE. That day is now. Today, you are Neo so wash down the red pill with a shot of pure adrenaline, pop on that sweet duster you’ve been waiting to show off, (most importantly) come over with $500 cash, and start the drive back to your future.
Your mission: Text Jim at XXXXXXXXXX to start the first day of the rest of your life.
Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
> zadtheinhaler
10/12/2013 at 11:59 |
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Pretty par for the course for Kijiji ads. I think people are starting to find a well written ad will help you sell your junk.
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zadtheinhaler
> Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
10/12/2013 at 12:12 |
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While well written, this has been around for at least a month.
My favourite part of the whole ad?
Trim: You will get lots.
Well played, Jim, well played.